Parenting

Hey, let's devise a test for parents to see if they're good enough people to have a kid! It will be a simple drug test on the mother! And if they fail the test, we will take the kid from them because we, the government, know better than you! Never mind that our test is inaccurate and can be set off by poppy seeds. But it's for the children! We also won't give you the benefit of the doubt because the test has already shown that YOU WILL BE A BAD PARENT and will ABUSE YOUR CHILD. But really, it's for the children (because taking them from the parents and family after birth and sticking them in a foster home is so much better)! Better yet, if you want your kid back or feel that you have been cheated in the test, you get to pay us money to take your case to court.

We are the government and we are here to help!